Honey! Where did you put the diapers

Hello everyone. I decided to start out the year with a slightly newer approach to my blogs. Basically, I will try to be more mature and professioonal with regard to both my opinions and comments and will try to discuss topics with a number of differing viewpoints in order to promote thoughtful discussion.

The election has taught me patience, tolerance and downright niceness. I am looking forward to the next four years bringing maturity to my way of thinking and viewing everytthing on a more serious note.

Therefore, I ask you to read the news article below and, if you wish, you may email me your thoughts and/or opinions. Please read it a couple of times, in the event that it may leave some doubt as to how you would respond.


CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.


Hey Gary. Here's a clue, buddy. The fact that this creature throws shit when he gets angry is enough for me to consider it "DANGEROUS", you moron.

Here's what I think they should do. Screw the bucket truck and the tranquilizer dart. Drive a .45 slug through the MF Primates head and see if it comes blowing out of its ass. I bet it won't be flinging any more shit at anyone!!!


Anyway, so, that's my opinion. I hope it was not considered to be too shocking and I hope you feel that I have given it some thought and did not overreact.

Thank you for your time

Hold on to your ponies, Jethro!!

WAIT FOR IT!!