Hey Honey! Can We Vote?

I have been trying to stay out of the political melee that is about to take place. Unfortunately, what with all the crap that has been happening over the past two weeks, I need to add my two cents. Not for any other reason that I am an obnoxious asshole that is highly opinionated and I now need to spout off.

So, if you are a left leaning individual, you may want to go visit a Sandra Bernhard web site or maybe Rosie or maybe “The View” guides your political viewpoint. Whatever it is, get off my damn blog!!

If you are a Republican currently hiding in the closet, you better go do something else, because I have no God Damn use for you either. Here goes.

We have endured the ramblings and posturings of both parties for the past six months and, frankly, I am sick and tired of the bullshit.

Barak Obama is nothing more than a typical asshole politician. He is neither Black nor White. He is a Liberal, Left Wing Democrat who thinks that everything the United States stands for is wrong. He believes that we, the people, have condoned the actions of the current administration and it is his duty to save us from our sins because he knows better. He is an elitist asshole who only cares for one thing…his continued successful political career. He and Bill Clinton will go down in history as two of the three most useless idiots we have put in power for the last 50 years. I will let you decide who the third over-educated shit head is but I hear he loves peanuts.

Obama has campaigned on a ticket calling for change and people have fallen for that crap since he first opened his mouth. There is a belief that Obama really sees the problems that exist out there and has a definitive plan to bring about changes. Yet, no one has asked him how he would do it. No one, in the press, has challenged Obama…no one.

Meanwhile, the press and the Liberal elites are thumping their chests over the fact that they have been able to rattle and confuse Sarah Palin. They just love the fact that Katie (look at me) Couric has been able to “corner” the potential Vice President and make her stammer over her answers. Has anyone ever played tapes of Obama stumbling over answers for questions he was not prepared for? You ought to see them, they are pretty funny. The boy can stutter.

Okay, so who do I think will win the election? It’s quite obvious. We will have a new President who will have absolutely no experience and will end up probably as intellectually corrupt as some of his predecessors. Is there anything we can do about it? No, not really. Short of Obama doing something extremely stupid before the election, we will have a new, first time ever, black President, which I do not have a problem with, whatsoever. I just wish we were voting him in on substance and not due to guilt.

As for all of you Republicans out there who are still not sure how you will vote? Let me express how I feel about your inability to decide. You are a bunch of worthless, unintelligent assholes. If you are unable to decide at this point in time or are just embarrassed to admit that you will vote Republican, you need to move to Switzerland, you mindless freaks.