Honey, where did you put the blackface makeup?

Okay, so am I the only one who knows for a fact that President Obama is an African American and has been since his birth?

I just need to have this cleared up since I have been reading a number of articles in the news lately indicating the fact that certain African American politicians feel put upon by the great white horde.

Apparently, according to Governor Patterson of the great state of New York, the only reason he is having trouble politically is the fact that he is a black man and, according to him, “white people get nervous with too many minorities in power”

And just the other day, Rep. Charley (I hope you don’t mind me calling you Charley, Charley) Rangel, also from that fine state of New York stated that "bias and prejudice toward Obama are fueling opposition to health-care reform”.

How about that? Hmm!

You know, this is terrible of me to say this, but I think the reason these two “gentlemen” feel the way they do is because they are complete idiots!

Governor Patterson, here is a clue. You are a moron. It has nothing to do with the color of your skin. It has to do with the fact that you have not accomplished a damn thing since you had the governorship handed to you on a silver platter by your idiotic, whoring predecessor.

Oh yeah, I’m sorry, I forgot. You managed to state, in your first week in office, that you have had an affair and that you do not have a problem admitting that you were a drug user in the past. Hey bonehead! Next time you may want to keep that under wraps, okay?

And Charley, you don’t mind if I call you Charley do you? The reason why most people are attacking Obama’s proposed health plan has nothing to do with the color of his skin. It has to do with the fact that it isn’t worth a fat shit to anyone who currently has, and appreciates, their current coverage.

If white people were so bias towards Obama, how the hell did he win the election? Aren’t there white people in the Democratic Party? Or have all the white people become Republicans, Charley?

Gee, I guess that’s it. Those damn sneaky white folk. You can never tell where they’re going to turn up.

Hey, wait a minute. Maybe all the white people can get together and vote these two assholes out. Oh my! Did I use the “asshole” word? I hear that’s okay now because it was used by our new African American “Green Czar”.

I am not even going to start on that one. See you next time, folks.