Okay, I do not normally react to news articles that seem to planted in newspapers just to get a slight guffaw, especially in these tough times that we are in. But this headline in The Sun, that wonderful British rag that you could compare to the National Enquirer, was just a little strange.
"British Man Stunned to Find a Dozen Illegal Immigrants Living in His Attic"
" A stunned British man looked in his attic — and found a colony of Kosovans living in
the roof. The 12 illegal immigrants were sitting on mattresses eating sandwiches."
I don't know about you, but the thought of looking in my attic and finding one person, let alone "a whole colony" of people sitting on mattresses and eating sandwiches, is weird. I hope they were engaged in lively conversation or something. I mean, just sitting there and eating sandwiches seems a little boring, don't you think?
Thank God he didn't look in his attic when they were all pooping. That could have been bad!
And then to think that this was a bunch of "Kosovans". It makes you wonder what kind of sandwiches they were.
I hope they are able to help these people. Maybe they can move them to the attic of Burger King or some place like that. If it had happened here, I can almost guarantee you that they would have received a trip from Disney or something.
Maybe.
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